by Marina Orwell
This here life expedition is so chock-full of in-yer-face-yet-ignored whackodynamics du troupeau, that I have at my disposal a bottomless Barrel O Idiocy to inform my research and augment my creative endeavors.
One fascinating Insignien der Herde is the stalwart defense of whatever they themselves do, especially when their heroischen Lebenserfahrungen are comprised of animal impulses or inclinations fit für ein Schwein. They’ll even put their boozy tripe forward as “the best” option for everyone else on the planet. Indeed, these scum-guzzling trilobites will go so far as to insist that El Honcho Judio said so.
Basically, bottom-feeder lemmings’ self-protecting irrationality translates to something like this: “I was too lazy and/or stupid to endure the protracted and arduous schlep required to become a doctor or other highly-trained professional. Therefore I should be set above doctors because they’re just quacks anyway” and/or “I’m a lazy slag who netted myself a Mealticket. Therefore upscale whoring is the biggest and best thing anyone can do.” You get the idea. I call it the “shoot low like I did” syndrome (SLLID).
Naturally there are several variations of SLLID. One is the “I’m a SLLID, therefore you must also be a SLLID” (SLLID by proxy, or SLLID-BP). One trope that SLLID-BP dickheads like to put forward is: “I’m a SLLID so all women have to be SLLIDs too. To this end, every woman must be forced to raise the spawn of a dickhead like myself.” One that SLLID-BP fembots put forward is: “I was too much of a lollygagging trollop to do much else than spread my legs for whatever bifkin would have me. Now I’m a reckless brood mare. Therefore women who aren’t Prostitutas el converto de Espousa are evil feminists who want to kill 6 million Whiggers.” (Note that the hypocritoblather of this particular variation of SLLID is always aimed at women. This isn’t surprising, since Uteri-on-Legs will naturally be targets of SLLIDering by both Dickheads and their conjoined compadres, Doormats with Holes).
Another SLLID variation is “I’m not only a SLLID, I’m the absolute dregs of SLLID. Therefore, the best defense of my SLLIDiest behavior is a good offense” (SLLID-SLUDGE). A good example of SLLID-SLUDGE are SLLIDs who’ve been married multiple times. Remember when divorce was considered offensive? Well, thanks to the radical egalitarianism of SLLID-SLUDGEs, it’s now esprit de lemmings (especially among the con-servative sludgocrites). Don’t like the fembot or dickhead you married? No problem; SLLIDs protect their own. After all, SLLIDzillas would already be nearly bred out of the population if everyone was reinforced to do their best instead of their worst. Unfortunately, the perverted schlomfoolery of the past 50 years has enabled SLLIDzillas to be the most prolific breeders.
I find the number of SLLIDs who’ve been married more than twice quite, shall we say, curiosamente informativo. Seriously, folks, these are people who are advertising that they are not only unstable, but that they are the lowest form of prostituée désespérée. Yet you’ll find SLLID-SLUDGE con-servatives squawking about abortion etc. — all while they themselves are Hos Extraordinaire. Naturally plain vanilla SLLIDs defend the hypohocritical activities of SLLID-SLUDGEs because all SLLIDs are attracted to — and want everyone else to join them in their quest for — the lowest common denominator.
You may say that there are those who are well-educated (or who otherwise didn’t aim for the lowest branch of the tree) that also claim that their choices in life are the very best ones to be made. While this may be a disagreeable habit, it does not at all qualify as SLLID behavior (because SLLIDs shoot low then insist that their choice is the best and most honorable one).
An example is a father who wants his son to become a doctor like himself. Well, given that his progeny possesses stamina and intelligence (this is often not the case as I partially discussed here), what he does is the opposite of SLLIDing. What the father does may be wrong for other reasons, but he is not SLLIDing his son by wanting him to shoot high. This does not, however, preclude the same father from SLLIDing his daughter (in fact, it’s usually the case that daughters are SLLIDed by both non-SLLID and SLLID parents alike — a lamentable scenerio that’s hastened la estampida de los idiotas considerably).
Unfortunately, SLLIDs now comprise the vast majority of people (a Venn diagram of SLLIDs and lemmings would almost perfectly overlap). This represents a mammoth demographic change over the past 50 years. Whereas lemmings have always been by far the biggest demographic, SLLIDs used to be in the minority.
Not all that long ago, people who couldn’t (for whatever reason) attain more than a low to middling standing in the foothills at least respected those who were able to go the full nine yards to the mountaintop. They understood that without the high climbers, the rest would still be dying in droves of scarlet fever and the like (thanks to the retard arrogante of SLLIDs, today humanity is again being exposed to diseases that had been previously been eradicated).
SLLIDs’ numbers are now so great that they are actually taking us all on a quick tour de force de crétins — right back to the middle ages. Even more alarming is the fact that SLLIDs are now joining forces with SCUM (shysters and business criminals who are as ignorant as SLLIDs are, but love the big bucks they can filch because of the dumbassadocious paranoia of SLLIDs).
Now that the vast majority of people are SLLIDs, and they’ve joined forces with Culpritic SCUM, humans are on the fast track back to feudalism — except that in lieu of emaciated, hardworking peasants we now have undereducated-and-proud fatass SLLIDs. (Personally after I retire I’ll be referring all SLLIDs to Oprah for help).
Eugenics was the boat humanity missed over 100 years ago. Now all we can do is spare innocent children from this Titanic Meisterwerk der Idioten.
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