by Marina Orwell
Lindsay Anne Graham is a porcina perfecta example of the kind of shyster who “represents” us in this here Business Criminal Free-fer-All. This son of liquor merchants got his fat ass through school gratis the taxpayer, and little Lindsay never did forget the sweet taste of that free milk spurting from the Big Teat of the Amerikan öffentlichen Geldbaum. So, he became a shyster, and after making lots of money ripping people off “privately” (all shysters feed at the public trough, in case you didn’t know), he decided to go ahead and make his tit-sucking public by becoming part of that Big Culpritic Boyz Club in Warshington DC.
Like the typical DC shyster, Lindsay Anne is firmly against the American people, while his erstwhile flaccid pecker stands at kriecherisch attention when spouting his luv for Da Jewz. Like nearly all of his fellow travelers, he “legislates” things that are in direct opposition to stuff that he professes to amour et adorer. This is what they all do in order to keep Amerikans quietly chewing their cud — only looking up glassy-eyed from their talmudisod pasture to kvetch that it’s da “liberals” or dem “conservatives” who are the real problem — while being too dumbass and addicted to Culpritic propaganda to ever recognize what’s been transpiring for many decades right under their nichtjüdischen schnozzlettes.
So here goes ole dyed-in-the-wool-misogynist Lindsay Anne again with his pornshopworn “Every Sperm is Sacred” routine. He doesn’t give a flying fuck about the children and adults who are already here (especially if they, their grandparents, and their great-grandparents were the ones who built this country). This fat ugly turdwad has always been Front und Center whenever there’s a possibility of screwing native-born Americans by rewarding more illegal criminals (he’s so hot for the slantslutinvaders that in the past he even bedded down with Ted Kennedy in order to shoot the treasonous yidcum).
That’s right. Lindsay Anne is all for letting his Geldgeber Jewz keep Israel for Jewbois only, while simultaneously advocating for granting them thar little brown criminals — who’ve not only aggressed against Americans, but who continue to steal our resources — a big ole Pardon n’ Welcome Mat. But wait — this Perfect-Example-of-Why-Abortion-Should-Be-Legal-Even-At-38-Weeks also wants to ensure that all those illegals just keep breeding like rabbits, even if Mrs. Brown Brood Mare gets it into her criminal-alien head that she may want to eject Dufus Replica of Asianig instead of saddling the ever-dwindling productive middle-class citizenry with yet another blood-sucking third-world cur.
I’ve got a better idea, Shyster Lindsay. How about a 20-week ban on fucking? I’ll do you one better — how about a 20-year ban on fucking? Imagine the benefits to the environment. Imagine the collective sighs of relief of women all over the cuntry (especially the billions of ’em who keep the lie going with their aural imitations of Culpritic pornography). I know that gay misogynists like you, Lindsay Anne, don’t know this, so I’ll inform you: Women don’t need y’all’s dicks, so why don’t you and yer pal Johnboi McCain design a new and better man-made vagina so you can stick yer little schlongs someplace inoffensive — and stop harming women.
After you’ve perfected them thar rubber weinerchokers, Lindsay Anne, go ahead and make a big ole batch with a map of the U.S. painted on the outside of ’em — one for each of y’all shysters and business criminals (including, of course, yer assorted dual-citizen stealemyergoldsteins). Then, take yerselves off to another solar system — and fuck us in effigy from afar.
We don’t need you fucking us, women don’t need men fucking them, and we can all certainly live without yer fucking shyster triplespeak and treason.
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