It all started with an email:
Subject: l need your help
From madam linda Joy
I am Madam Linda Joy-a citizen of Philippine, widow, and legitimate heir to the late former Minister of finance who was assassinated for been working with the ex-president Joseph .E in Philippine.I inherited a total sum of 8.4 million dollarsfrom my late husband,
The pressure from my decease husband’s family for this money has compelled me to leave Manila and have the money which is concealed in a metallic trunk box is deposited with a security and finance company Togo Lome under a secret arrangement as a family treasure. This means that the security company does not know the content of this box that was shipped from the Philippine to Togo Lome under a diplomatic coverage.
My purpose of asking for your assistance boil down to the fact that I don’t want my late husband’s family to be aware or name involve, and the deposit statement of the box authorized the company to make this box available for shipment on request only to my foreign business representative,though unnamed.Hence I want you to contact the the security company as my business partner / associate, after receiving the prove from me to enable the company release the consignment to you diplomatically, while I join you on the arrival of the box.
I have paid all demurrage ,storage charges and the shipment fee, all you need do is to help me contact the security company and introduce yourself as my business partner /associate ,requesting the shipment of the box to your address which you will provide. And as soon as Diplomatic shipping agent approved the shipment and tell you the arrival date of the box then I will join you to give you 20% of the money instantly before I go on with the proposedinvestment in your domain provided is secured and investment friendly. Please if you are interested and willing to represent me as my business partner / associate kindly write me as soon aspossible I awaits your urgent response.
From Sir Ima Coon III
Dearest Madam Joy,
I am Sir Ima Coon III, citizen of New Jersey, letch, and illegitimate son of late former Grand Master of Culpritic Fraud who was assassinated for working with the ex-Grand Poomba of the Kike Jewz.
I inherited a whole lot more than you did — a total sum of 84.4 trillion dollars from my late lover the Distinguished Jamil Schlamazzel Peckerwood. The pressure from my deceased boyfriend’s family for this money has compelled me to leave Camden. The money, which is concealed in a Captain Crunch box wrapped tightly with metallic duct tape, is deposited with another Jew company, Westealumyergoldstein Pronto, under a secret arrangement as the family jewelz.
The Pronto Jewz believe that this box contains solid gold nuggets shaped like Lucky Charms. Like you, they believe that I would be stupid enough to fall for your Philistine Philipino Phelony. Hmm, maybe it’s the asian blood in both you and in the Jewz that make you lean towards criminality rather than productive work. Perhaps a criminal tendency is what ties all of us mud races together. I only know that your concocted bullcraporama has me pining for you like no other turd world scammer.
By the way, I know that you aren’t a woman at all but possess a penis, albeit a small asiatic one. I know because, as a fellow mud, I too use female names in my “ventures” because let’s face it — who gonna trust a dark brown flip or coon “brutha” about anything? So my dearest Madam Joy (how I love yer name) — I would be very happy indeed to pick up yer “box” and do all kinds of despicable things to it and inside it. Please my love respond to my urgent desire.
Sir Ima Coon III